(Just how the hell are they recruiting people to do that?)
How ironic… Trump isn’t even sworn in yet and he’s created thousands of new jobs with all those alleged liberal-paid demonstrators all over the country wanting him out!
Why can’t I get paid for my demonstrator skills? I’ve been hearing from Republicans that the Dems have been paying freelance demonstrators in many cities. I have a little experience at this (refer to my post… https://dougsboomerrants.wordpress.com/2014/12/16/tanks-and-machine-guns-and-grenades-oh-my/#more-1814 and scroll all the way down to “Special Feature” where I share my military experience in crowd control).
It seems like a great job although likely part time and mostly evening hours. Is there an option for daytime sign-holding protest?
Where would someone go to apply? Is it one of those website job applications? (I hope not.. my PC always locks up)
I’ve looked on Craigslist for help wanted – freelance demonstrators.. but haven’t found anything in my area.
Do they drug test? (I prefer not.)
If I were to answer an ad I have a few questions…
Is this a 1099 position? I’d want to make sure I pay my taxes on the money I make protesting the president-elect. Will we get paid in check, cash, or direct deposit?
Would we be covered by Workman’s Comp in the unlikely event we get hurt on the job? In the event of arrest will the employer provide bail and lawyer?
Would we get a script of what to yell or are we left up to our own selection of verbal profanities? I’d want to do this correctly so can we get the script in advance for practice at home with our family?
Would there be the possibility of getting enhanced pay for being able to act outside of my own race and/or religion?
Would I need to purchase a hoodie?
Oh wait. Now I am hearing on the news that demonstrators getting paid isn’t true. Damn.
Well, can I apply anyway and use this as a contact on my weekly unemployment reporting form?